The "Poop Soldier" is a revolutionary new product that will change the way you handle your bathroom needs forever! 🚽💩 This 9.8-inch long, metal reinforced silicone wonder is designed to keep your hands clean and cut those pesky pieces into small bits for a happy ending in the toilet.

😂 But wait, there's more! If anyone poops big and it's not easy to flush, simply invite this "soldier" into your bathroom and say goodbye to embarrassing moments.

💥 It's perfect for any special occasion, from Christmas parties to bachelor parties, and even white elephant gatherings! 🎉 And the best part? It's easy to clean, dishwasher safe (but please don't use it in both kitchen and bathroom! 🙅‍♂️) The "Poop Soldier" is a must-have for any home, so get yours today and start enjoying the laughter and convenience it brings! 😂