Mommyfesto: We Solemnly Swear ($%*!) . . . Because We Have Kids: A Book about the Reality of Parenting

Mommyfesto is a hilarious and relatable guide to parenting that will have you laughing out loud and feeling less alone in the chaos of raising children.

With over 150 realistic and downright humorous truths about parenting, this book offers a much-needed breath of fresh air to the often-serious world of childrearing.

From the absurdity of Band-Aids and kisses solving daily crises, to the importance of talking like a pirate in times of crisis, Mommyfesto is the perfect antidote to the stress and pressure of modern parenting.

With blank pages in the back of the book for readers to add their own beliefs and experiences, this guide is sure to become a go-to resource for generations of parents to come.

So why wait? Dive into the absurdity of Mommyfesto today and find the humor and camaraderie you need to survive the wild ride of parenthood!