Shit My Dad Says

This book is a hilarious and touching coming-of-age memoir that weaves together the best of Justin Halpern's sayings from his father, who is like Socrates but angrier and with worse hair.

The book offers a chaotic and true portrait of a father-son relationship through philosophical musings, funny anecdotes, and witty observations.

With quotes like "Why the f**k would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring," and "Happy Birthday, I didn’t get you a present… Oh, mom got you one? Well, that’s from me too – unless it’s shitty," this book will have you laughing out loud and relating to the author's experiences.

Whether you're a fan of comedy or just looking for a lighthearted read, "Sh*t My Dad Says" is sure to entertain and inspire.