I Hate Everyone, Except You

This book is a hilariously candid collection of essays from Clinton Kelly, best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller on TV.

In I Hate Everyone, Except You, he shares his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult through relatable and laugh-out-loud funny stories about his life experiences.

From his finicky connoisseurship of 1980s pornography to his heroic rescues from death by mud bath, Clinton's unique ability to navigate life's social hurdles is on full display.

With signature wit and voice, he delves into topics like finding true love in a crowded gay bar and deciding whether it's acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it's not).

Whether you're looking for a good laugh or just want to learn more about Clinton Kelly, this book is sure to deliver.