THE COOL THING: A DARK COMEDY. OR NOT. (THE COOL THING SERIES)

The COOL THING is a hilarious and terrifying science fiction comedy that will blow you away! Discover a buried UFO with a couple, but this ain't their lucky day.

A crooked antiques dealer and his street girl acquire a device taken from an ancient spaceship, thinking it's a medieval breastplate.

But it's not - it's part of a spacesuit that can nullify distance! The lab inside the craft holds a terrifying history of failed genetic engineering, with mutants escaping and feasting on the human staff.

When the girl accidentally activates the armor, she's snatched into the lab by an amorous mutant.

Death would be an improvement on her fate.

The lovesick crook blindly charges to the rescue...

and the feces flies! This book is exemplary in its voice and writing style, with a short prologue that lures readers into the story.

Don't miss out on this edgy, irreverent, science fiction comedy that will keep you on the edge of your seat!