Imperial Life in the Emerald City

The Green Zone - A Shopping Paradise in the Heart of Iraq's Occupation! 🛍️ Experience the ultimate shopping experience in the heart of Baghdad's Green Zone, headquarters for the American occupation.

This exclusive shopping paradise offers a half-dozen bars, a disco, and a mall - all run by Halliburton! 💥 Ignoring what Iraqis want or need, our team of inexperienced 20-somethings pursues irrelevant neoconservative solutions and pie-in-the-sky policies instead of rebuilding looted buildings and restoring electricity.

But don't let that deter you - their almost comic initiatives are sure to anger the locals and fuel the insurgency! 😂 Join us in this unprecedented account of the American occupation in Iraq, where the task of reconstructing a devastated nation competes with the distractions of a Little America.

Don't miss out on the chance to experience it all - come and shop at the Green Zone today! 🛍️