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Express your everlasting love…wipe after wipe.When you’re young, thinking about the golden years involved retirement and rocking chairs, not leaky pipes and rubber gloves.Surprise! Hurray for love! You’ve been together forever, and you’ll do anything for each other, wipe after wipe.Grab some Long Haulers’ Partner Wipes and celebrate a new way to get closer to your sweetheart.Each disposable moist cloth is durable to help you freshen up after that sweet act of geriatric romance.A Gift of Congratulations to Everlasting LoveChoosing the perfect gift for a couple that has been together since the beginning of time is no easy task.After all this time, what could they possibly need? Long Haulers’ Partner Wipes are perfect! Filled with 15 wet wipes, this weird over-the-hill gift for adults is a fun and useful stocking stuffer, Valentine’s, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets.They’re also an easy choice for retirement gifts, over-the-hill gags, Secret Santa gift exchanges, or White Elephant parties.*FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY* Features BECAUSE ROMANCE CHANGES WITH TIME – Love is a many splendored thing.

Grab some Long Haulers’ Partner Wipes and express your everlasting love…wipe after wipe.The discreet travel size pack will keep your little secret for you, so nobody questions your shameless trips to the loo together no matter where you lucky lovebirds are.LONG-TERM COMMITMENT MEANS TACKLING MESSY SITUATIONS TOGETHER – Endless love requires teamwork! When duty calls, it’s time to suit up and lend a hand.

Long Haulers’ Partner Wipes are the latest in elderly romance support technology.Always be ready at the bingo parlor, supermarket, or anywhere else