I'm Getting New Bifocals!: A Parody for Grown-Ups

I'm Getting New Bifocals! is a hilarious parody that will leave readers of a certain age in stitches.

In this relatable rhyming story packed with plenty of good natured humor, Emma and Artie aren’t thrilled about getting bifocals.

With each pair they try on, they wonder things like…“Do I look like my mother?I think I look smart.

Now, I’m feeling hip.

Am I just an old fart?” This perfect gift for those celebrating their 30th, 40th, 50th, or 60th birthday also makes a great keepsake and greeting card alternative! Grab your copy and reassure your friend that they're still just as cool as they've always been, even if they’re wearing bifocals!