America Bizarro: A Guide to Freaky Festivals, Groovy Gatherings, Kooky Contests, and Other Strange Happenings Across the USA

America Bizarro is an hysterical armchair read which doubles as a practical guide in case you want to:See the Jumping Frog competition immortalized by Mark Twain in Calaveras County, CA Be a delegate at the Dukes of Hazzard Fan Club ConventionMunch on Rocky Mountain oysters at Montana's Testicle FestivalGet lost in Grandpa John's Amazing Maze in a Nebraska cornfieldTickle, caress, and seduce the ivories in Las Vegas' Liberace Play-A-Like CompetitionJoin Polar Bear plungers in the Atlantic in February at the Jersey ShoreWin a truck in Texas' famous Hands on a Hardbody contestYou never know.

You could be the next International Pack Burro Race champion or just enjoy taking in the annual ArtCar Parade in San Francisco.