Land of 10,000 Nightmares: Minnesota Tales of Terror

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From monster crabs to death-dealing cults, this product takes you on a thrilling journey through the unseen dangers that lurk beneath the surface of Minnesota's idyllic landscape. With every purchase, you'll gain access to a world of shadowy phantoms and bizarre conspiracies, where corporations are taken over by wicked shape-shifters and children pray for protection from the terror that lurks beneath their neighborhood park.

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