Anything but Minor

Sexy, romantic comedy.

She's a nerd.

Heyyyy! Okay, she's a flight instructor.

Better.

He's a ballplayer.

The best that ever was.

Technically, you aren't according to MLB stats.

See? Total nerd.

She also has no filter.

He's no southern gentlemen.

I had one last season to prove my worth.

I'd never seen a game.

He told me he was a player.

She told me she was a lesbian.

But you fell in love with me anyway.

Yeah, baby, I totally did.