The Occasionally Accurate Annals of Football: The NFL's Greatest Players, Plays, Scandals, and Screw-Ups (Plus Stuff We Totally Made Up)

Celebrated sports commentator Dan Patrick and comedy writer Joel H.

Cohen team up with some of America’s greatest* comedy writers to tell you everything and nothing about America’s sport!***“greatest” is actually just a bad type-o for “mediocre” **No, not darts, we mean pro football.

(book on professional darts coming never)Did you know .

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Tom Brady is a very good quarterback.

(True, but only according to statistics and accomplishments.)The formation of the NFL took place in an auto dealership.

The founders started an institution and also were convinced to buy rust- proofing for it.

(Half true.)The Carolina Panthers originated as a book club but turned to football when they couldn’t agree on which John Grisham novel to read.

(Maybe true.

Research isn’t our thing.)