The Stick of Truth is an epic quest that will determine the fate of South Park Elementary.

As the new kid in town, you hold the power to defeat crabpeople, underpants gnomes, hippies, and other forces of evil.

With weapons of legend at your disposal, you must uncover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny as their new friend.

Succeed, and you will be hailed as South Park's savior, cementing your social status in the school.

Fail, and you will forever be known as a loser.

Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the destiny of South Park Elementary.

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