There Is No Dog (Paperback)

from JenneB

This book is just about the only believable explanation of that "everything happens for a reason" nonsense--the reason is that God is a thoughtless, selfish, occasionally brilliant teenage boy. There you go. Everything makes sense now!

from wealhtheowwylfing

Bob's mother won Earth in a poker game, and gave it to Bob to get him out of her hair. He's a terrible God, lazy and selfish and foolish, but he does have flashes of brilliance. Luckily for Earth, he also has an assistant, Mr. B, who is as responsible, far-seeing and wise (if a bit stodgy) as Bob...

from lilibrarian

God is an immature, irresponsible permanent teenager named Bob. When he falls in love with the beautiful mortal Lucy, meterological catastophes strike the earth reflecting his unrestrained moods.

from ChristianR

On the cover there's a quote from Anthony Horowitz, calling this book "genius". He's got a point. What a fascinating interpretation of God and the creation of earth. Because God is not quite as we have learned about him, but he's a 19 year old boy who has little more than girls on his mind and ev...

from MaryinHB

MY THOUGHTS ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT Bob, like most teen boys thinks about one thing and one thing only: sex. The problem with this is that Bob has a job as GOD and he is moody, a slob and well, a teenaged boy! He has created the earth and everything that goes with it and the earth responds to his moo...