Being Dead Is No Excuse - by Gayden Metcalfe & Charlotte Hays (Paperback)This item is not available

This book is a must-read for anyone who has ever wondered what happens after we die, but more importantly, how we can make our final farewell a truly Southern send-off.

With its witty humor and down-to-earth advice, "Being Dead Is No Excuse" will have you laughing and nodding your head in agreement as Gayden Metcalfe takes you on a journey through the quintessential rules and rituals of throwing a proper Southern funeral.

From tomato aspic to Bing Cherry Salad with Coca-Cola, each chapter includes a delicious recipe guaranteed to make your next funeral the most satisfying one yet.

Whether you're from the South or just visiting, this book is sure to charm and entertain you with its unique blend of humor and Southern hospitality.

So why wait? Get ready for the most satisfying send-off of your life with "Being Dead Is No Excuse".