Uranus Wiper Hemmoroid Wipes Origin Story <img alt="Hemorrhoid Treatment hemorrhoid pillow hemorrhoid cream" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/aplus-media-library-service-media/89285bf7-f0ff-4781- b204-7c4ae4eb7cff.__CR0,0,970,600_PT0_ SX970_V1___.jpeg"/> Uranus Wiper has wiped its fair share of Great American and Great British bums over the years and thanks to the magnanimity of the Great British and American public and the combined might of their lower colons, we are the ones when it comes to number twos.

However, whilst diligently going about our patriotic wiping duties, we noticed lots of assteroids in the orbit of Uranus.