Miracle Workers: A Novel

Welcome to Heaven, Inc., the grossly mismanaged corporation in the sky.

For as long as anyone can remember, the founder and CEO (known in some circles as "God") has been phoning it in.

Lately, he's been spending most of his time on the golf course.

And when he does show up at work, it's not to resolve wars or end famines, but to Google himself and read what humans have been blogging about him.When God decides to retire (to pursue his lifelong dream of opening an Asian Fusion restaurant), he also decides to destroy Earth.

His employees take the news in stride, except for Craig and Eliza, two underpaid angels in the lowly Department of Miracles.