Peg Bracken's rules for innocents It is easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one; He who seeks will probably find - something else; Don't make funny remarks about the food you see coming into the dining room - it might be yours; Always have your airline ticket validated at the next stop, no matter who says you don't need to.

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